Light, crisp and crushable, these THC seltzers are lightly fruited and loaded up with MN grown, hemp-derived THC. Smazey features 10mg (2 servings) of THC in a 16oz can, while Lil Smazey features the same liquid you know and love, with a more approachable 5mg of THC in a 12oz sleek can. We’re cranking out new flavors all the time, keep an eye on our social media for updates!


These meticulously crafted delicate and crumbly, melt-in-your-mouth chocolate peanut butter polvoron-stye cookies are infused with 5mg of hem-derived delta 9 THC. Bonus, once you finish your cookies, these cute little tins are great for storing other things…

Lab Analysis

Every batch of our THC products are tested at an accredited lab. You can view the lab analysis based on the lot number printed on the bottom of the can.

SMZ37 Smazey Cherry Lime Blue Raspberry
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SMZ39 Smazey Pineapple Watermelon Lemonade
Lab Results .PDF
SMZ36 Smazey Strawberry Lemonade
Lab Results .PDF
SMZ35 Smazey Raspberry
Lab Results .PDF
SMZ34 Smazey Prickly Pear Key Lime
Lab Results .PDF
Crumble Nugz
Lab Results .PDF
SMZ33 Smazey Cherry Lime Blue Raspberry
Lab Results .PDF
SMZ32 Smazey Strawberry Lemonade
Lab Results .PDF
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All cannabinoid ingredients derived from hemp.
This product contains no more than 0.3% by weight of any tetrahydrocannabinol.
This product complies with Minn. Stat. § 151.72 and all other applicable state laws and regulations.
Cannabinoid ingredients processed in a facility licensed by the State of Minnesota.
This product does not claim to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease and has not been evaluated or approved by the United States Food and Drug Administration (FDA).
This product was manufactured in a shared facility containing malt.
Keep this product out of reach of children.